Quick! Somebody tell Czar Donnie he can’t sue me …

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And he sure as fuck can’t sue Harry Reid, the minority leader of the Senate.

As the alleged President Elect, Vladimir Trumpy has to sit there and take it when I call him a fraudulent, ignorant, orange-haired, sexually creepy, uninformed, unskilled, unsavory Asswipe. And I happen to mention that he’s a Mobbed-up cheater, liar, and conman. Who does have a small penis. And whose father didn’t love him.

When DT realizes being President means never getting to say “I’ll sue you,” maybe he’ll take his russky nesting dolls and his Cliff’s Notes on Mein Kampf and head back to Trump Tower.

P.S. I suppose Trump could go the Nixon route and put together an “Enemies List” of people who piss him off in public and private life. But Tricky Dicky mostly used the IRS to harass his enemies and I’m not sure the IRS will cooperate with Trump. They haven’t seen a check from him in a really, really, really long time. And his lawyers never answer their calls.

And he sure as fuck can’t sue Harry Reid, the minority leader of the Senate.

As the alleged President Elect, Vladimir Trumpy has to sit there and take it when I call him a fraudulent, ignorant, orange-haired, sexually creepy, uninformed, unskilled, unsavory Asswipe. And I happen to mention that he’s a Mobbed-up cheater, liar, and conman. Who does have a small penis. And whose father didn’t really love him.

When DT realizes being President means never getting to say “I’ll sue you,” maybe he’ll take his russky nesting dolls and his Cliff’s Notes on Mein Kampf and head back to Trump Tower.

P.S. I suppose Trump could go the Nixon route and put together an “Enemies List” of people who piss him off in public and private life. But Tricky Dicky mostly used the IRS to harass his enemies and I’m not sure the IRS will cooperate. They haven’t seen a check from Donald in a really, really, really long time. And his lawyers don’t answer their calls.

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