New Year’s Eve Safety Tips

picked up from The Movies.

  • Don’t forget to eat,  your dinner rolls will dance (The Gold Rush, 1925)
  • Don’t accept a party invitation from an aging movie queen, you’ll be the only guest and things could get sticky (Sunset Blvd., 1950)
  • Don’t try to spend it with your married boyfriend, he’ll leave early to be with his wife and you’ll be depressed (The Apartment, 1960)
  • Don’t go cheating on your husband, even if you’re a porn star (Boogie Nights, 1997)
  • Don’t underestimate guerrillas or ever betray your brother (The Godfather Part II, 1974)
  • Don’t – whatever else you do – spend it on an ocean liner (The Poseidon Adventure, 1972)

Oh, and – even though I couldn’t find a movie scene about it – don’t drink and drive. Happy New Year!

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